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AION-The Tower of Eternity by NCSOFT.

 

For more information on Aion click here or view many of the uploaded photo here or watch some of the game trailers and live action video footage here.

AION-On-line.com is owned and operated by David Manvell of Virginia Beach, Virginia USA. Don't send me any dead animals please! The website itself is run on Joomla. The integrated forums package is from Simple Machines Forum. There are too many modules and addons used in the creation of this website to even begin to list here. If you see something you like please feel free to email me and let me know.

Please note I was so impressed with Aion when I first saw it that I ran right out and bought some NCsoft stock. It's been doing well. Any reviews and comments and such you may read here are most likely very biased

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